Today I took my 6 year old son, Jude, to the Vanz store because he just had to have some checkerd vanz. 
Okay so there were 2 guys that worked there. You know the type, the bad boy skater/surfer type.  The guys were extremely nice and helpful, but as they were helping me, I noticed that they smelled like grain alcohol.  I'm thinking-there's a party in the back room at Vanz. I mean how could they actually operate the store totally wasted? They actually did though-Weird.
So as I was driving home, I could still smell the smell. When I got home I realized that the effusion lamp fragrance that I had bought at another store in the mall had leaked into the bag- Hence the smell of grain alcohol. 

So my question is: If I could smell the stuff- Could they?

Do you think those Vanz guys think that I was one of those mom's that just can't cope and has to hide behind the bottle?